This gal is a little hard headed. Humour's a little too dry. Also cold, stone-cold.   Well, what more can I say about Egypt? There’s the pyramids, of course. The sphinx and the mummies. The pharaohs and their temples for the old Egyptian gods. Cleopatra and her dalliance with the consuls of Rome. And throughout all of its history winds the Nile River, blessing irrigation and fertility to the soil. Egypt’s definitely on everybody’s bucket...