The first time I went to Brighton Beach, we made a pitstop at Chadstone en route to the beach, and bought sushi and my favourite beef hor fun to picnic. It was in the middle of winter when we went, and the crazy, chilly Melbourne wind was working double-time up and down along the coastline. And I've learnt that there are a few things more precious than a beach front view, namely warmth. Although the sight of a few seagulls looking miserable and flapping morosely against the sea gusts was rather precious to watch as well.
Because the seagulls just looked so cold and hungry, we wanted to feed them the remainder of our meal. But it was a dicey option, considering that we just learnt the month before that Mad Cow Disease came about because farm cows were fed sheep brain matter. So in the interest of human kind, we did the gracious thing, and let the sea gulls go hungry.
As we huddled together in the cold, we started thinking about what we could feed the seagulls. My second plan involving seagulls, as well as a copious amount of laxatives, was briefly entertained. But then, like any mature adults, we reasoned that the car-owners of Brighton didn't really do us any injustice. And if we were to supplement the diet of any birds, there are a few other areas where we would start first. So I guess what I'm trying to say is if you piss me off, watch out even if you're not in Brighton.
(Winter is when students get coped up at home for too long, and start thinking about weird things. Trust me, I'm not usually like this.) Here's a picture of Brighton Beach in summer.
For those looking to drive to Brighton beach, don't you just love how it doesn't have an address for your GPS? The best waypoint to set your GPS is the intersection of Dendy Street and Esplanade. Cross Esplanade road, and you'll end up in the middle of the stretch of beach houses, where all the action is. There is 1hr parking right along Dendy Street, but if you plan on staying longer, head North (along Esplanade road, with the sea on your left) to find paid-parking available.
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| PS I keep finding seashells with perfectly bored holes in them. What's up with them? |
We had the Pork Jerk ($12), which was so delicious, I didn't want to share it after taking a bite. But it was hard to get others to see my way, especially when I didn't order that. My order was for a Bacon Royale ($14), which was another winner, so all's well that ends well.
Miss XS loved the Spicy Royale ($12), which was way too spicy for the rest of us wimps to handle. We also bought a side of Chips ($3.50), which was hot, crispy and perfectly salted. The Slushie ($4.50) was welcomed in the hot summer sunset.
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| Cue the obligatory jump shot |
PPS: Looking for other restaurants in the area? Chck out my review of Cafe Florentine.
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